Spinny spinny monkey boy,
Cheese and sputum speaks to you, CAN YOU HEAR IT?!?!?!
Speak not about my powerful MAN NIPPLES, churl! I make scoffy noises in your pancreas!
Voodoo and Orishas! Maleficum! I call on Kyle's ghost! Moo! MOOOOOO! The spirits liketh not thy speaky things!
The validity of a life is defined in the depth of its suffering. What you call nihilism, I call the only truth.
For these and other reasons, it is obvious that you have a tiny, tiny penis.
Fnord.