year, in the United States alone, over 13,000,000 dogs
went without being urinated on. We like to view ourselves as a "civilized"
society, and yet we continue to ignore these poor, helpless canines'
most basic needs. Take a look at these astounding facts...
I ask you,
the concerned citizen, to do something about this. Send me your money.
I won't actually use it to urinate on dogs, nor will I use it to support
the cause of urinating on dogs. However, I'd be really happy if you
did. Come on, you know you want to...
nearly 14 out of every 15 dogs were not urinated on even once.
96% of all
dog owners reported that they had not even considered urinating
upon their loyal pets.
of dogs will go through life without ever experiencing the joys
of being urinated on.
of the dogs that I talked to about this subject merely stared at me with
a stupid look on their face. I don't like dogs. One can only wonder what
horrible things were done to these dogs to force them to hold their silence...
are just one of nature's little mistakes.
some weird stuff when I've been a-drinkin'.