HOW TO SEND AN ANTISOCIAL GREETING CARD
Sending an antisocial postcard is easy with Shaven Ferret Productions' Greeting Call script (original script by BigNoseBird.Com). Just follow the instructions at each step along the way. I also want to let you know that the cards are stored in a non-indexed directory so only you and the recipient will know how to find the card. This directory is also pretty secure from spammers, so send your card knowing you will not end up on any junk list.

After you have completed the card, you will be shown a preview. If you do not like your card, you may edit it and then send it, or just cancel the request. The recipient will receive e-mail advising where to find the card.

STEP #1: PICK A PICTURE
Please select a picture from the list below using the little Radio Button selector. You may only pick one picture per card. If you want to see a full size image of a picture, just click on it. You might want to do that before filling in any information on this page, just so you do not risk losing your work after returning from viewing the image.

The Club the Baby Seals Gif
I made this one for Church of !BLAIR! web page. I think it's funny.
Our Old Logo
Wow, neat. It's animated.
The Tongue of Cliff the Mighty
What better way to say "I love you" than with a closeup of Cliff the Mighty's tongue? Don't answer that.
The Finger
Modeled after our exclussive Antisocial Award, but with the words "Eat the cheese, Damnit!!", this image is sure to keep whoever you sent it to wondering what the hell they should think.
The Blinking Eye of Cliff
Neat, huh? It's two pictures of my eye in an animated gif. Ok, well, yeah, it does suck. What's your fucking point?!!
Bash
I've always thought that the funniest cartoon violence was when someone hit someone else on the head over and over again. Now you too can share this joy with your loved ones.
"There's a full moon out tonight..."
I don't think this one needs to be explained.
STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION
In the boxes below, please enter both your's and the recipient's name and e-mail addresses.

PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:

STEP #3: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS
Using the two selector pulldowns below, please select your text and background colors. The script will not check to see if you have both colors set the same, so if you want your recipient to be able to read the card, please select two different colors!

TEXT COLOR BACKGROUND

STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE
In the box below, please enter your message. Please feel free to use HTML to express yourself!

Card Title
Your Message

STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD
Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card. Examples would be:
  • Eat the goddamn cheese before I have to kick your ass.
  • I am being stalked by a large orange goat.
  • Love, me! (turd boy)

STEP #6: Pick a Song!
Please make a selection or skip this step for no music.

STEP #7: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER
You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.